Buy Your Wine Based on Your Relationship Status

Self Magazine

by Marjorie Korn


Courtesy of Taken Wine Company
Courtesy of Taken Wine Company

You're having your significant other over for dinner and cruising the wine aisle. (Or maybe you're just surprising your hubby at home, whatevs.) Confused as far as what to buy? Use your Facebook status as a guide.


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Started by two childhood friends, Taken Wine Company is a cheeky nod to those kinda-infamous FB statuses. Are you in a relationship, engaged or married? Then you'll want Taken Red Blend, $30. If you're in the midst of a sticky, we're-not-together-wait-yes-we-are relationship, I'd recommend Complicated Red Blend, $20, or Complicated Chardonnay, $18. And if you're currently on the free-agent market, well, you're gonna have to wait until the spring, when Taken Wines launches Available. We're hoping Available has a nice, low price tag so we don't ever waste a good bottle on a crappy date.

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