Celeb relationship quickies: Who got married, engaged, and gave us way too much information this week

Katy Perry and Russell Brand: Engaged!-
We think. A British tabloid reported the news yesterday, as did US Weekly. Oh, and then Brand allegedly texted one publication with the message, "It's true."

Oh, celebrities! Oh, love! Oh, 2010! It's just six days into the new year and, in less than a week, some of our favorite stars have given us some very big love and sex news. And some small tidbits too. And stuff that's gross. And probably stories that are completely made up. Read on for the latest--