Christian Grey’s Face Revealed by Forensic Technology

He's a wine expert! He flies his own helicopter! He speaks French! He holds up convenience stores! Or at least that's what a composite sketch of kinky super stud Christian Grey might have you think.

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Unless you have been living in a convent (umm, or especially if you have been living in a convent), you know that the "Fifty Shades Trilogy," by E.L. James, is this year's hottest book series, and, yes, I mean that more ways than one. Now, in case your dirty mind hasn't come up with its own version of Christian Grey, Dr. Faye Skelton, a professor of psychology at the University of Central Lancashire, has released a police-type drawing of the erotic novels' brooding male anti-hero.

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Skelton devised her portrait with the EVOFit system, a computer program employed by crime busters around the world that lets victims and witnesses create an image of a villain's face. She incorporated about a dozen women's descriptions of Grey, mostly based on movie stars.

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The resulting picture is a mash-up up Patrick Dempsey's dreamy eyes, Brad Pitt's rugged jawline, and David Beckham's classic face shape, among other features. "While we don't want to intrude on anyone's fantasies," Skelton said in a statement, "This is the image of Christian Grey they have in their heads when reading the novels."

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