College confessional: The 10 commandments of campus sex

This week, our intern Maddie Phillips, a senior at SUNY Oswego, breaks out her stone tablet to lay down the ten commandments of college sex:

I. Thou shalt play the freshman field. Get to know what's out there before settling down!

II. Thou shalt not choose your lover after your 12th keg stand.

III. Thou shalt not "sexile" your roommate without previous notification.

IV. Thou shalt not hook up "quietly" while a roommate is sleeping.

V. Thou shalt not commit to videotaped sex unless confident that you will have control over its viewing. In other words, though shalt not commit to videotaped sex before graduation.

Read commandments 6-10 over at Daily Bedpost!