Cranky Cranky Hanky Panky
Ode To Rex - Who Needs Some Sex
(Shut up, dear readers, that's the best title I have right now.)
Vacation plans, well, they fell through
So down the hill I rode with you
Two hours there and two hours back
We damn near had a heart attack
And though we had a super 4th
Our messed up plans left me off course
I wanted to whine! And then complain!
(Okay I did... I was a pain.)
"Why can't things ever JUST WORK OUT!"
Was all that I could scream and shout
Oh sure, I made the most of it
But in my heart, dude, I was pisxxxed
On Sunday (before Karate Kid)
Bxxxth bxxth bxxth is what I did
And you just sat there, un-perterbed
You didn't even say one word
And when I finished, practically crying
And all my complaints finished a-flyin'
You said calmly, "Are you done?"
And I said, "Yup" so we had fun.
The moral of my way bad mood
Was that one small change in attitude
Really changed our entire day
How nice if I were more that way!
Like tonight (it's hot) so for what it's worth
I'll do the dishes sans a shirt
It won't change how I was cranky cranky
But it will lead to hanky panky
It's amazing how a little sex
Can fix on'es woes when one is vexed
The End.
May you all have great attidues, awesome sex, and remember to book reservations before you plan a family vacation.
Posted by Andrea Frazer
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