Dear Kim K

Dear Kim K

No way!

I am giving you an "A"

And I will tell you why

No need to reply

Was it a treat?

Or was it a trick?

Hard to guess when you're a freak

And trying so hard to look chic

"Butt," marrying in a rush

Just magnified the trash

Sorry to mention your roots

"Butt," you can't hide behind thigh high boots

Wait, there's more, that famous tape!

That brought you to the current state

OMG, what a fate!!!!

Please, don't forget what you're famous for

"Butt," we're not looking for an encore

You took the boy

His name is Humphries

Played with him like a toy

And then just dumped him

You got your fairy tale wedding

And laid out on your own bedding

Made of it a fortune

And we're subjected to this torture

Your dream is to be Elizabeth Taylor

You're getting there, failure by failure

Enough of your dirty sheets

The whole soap opera is not a hit

This doesn't give me the thrills

I'm into the real Housewives of Beverly Hills

"Butt," my suggestion you might resent

Give everyone back the presents!

Courtesy of our celeb-buddy, Chix Pix