Does the "pheromone lotion" seriously work!??!?!?

I was browsing Victoria's Secret website, and under the "Booty Parlor" brand they had a couple of products advertising bronzers/breast firmers with pheromone in it making you "irresistible to the opposite sex."


Flirty Little Secret Firming Bronzer With Pheromones

Be a serious glow-getter with this lightly shimmering firming bronzer. It's the only body bronzer infused with a sexy secret weapon - a powerful pheromone designed to make you irresistible to the opposite sex! The gorgeous bronze base matches every skin tone, taking your natural color up a notch or two, while three active firming ingredients work to improve the overall appearance of your body. Scented with a subtle, sexy jasmine fragrance. Domestic.

Essential ingredients:
• Bio-Bustyl formula firms and tones bust.
• UGL Complex, a combination of Glucosamine HCI algae extract, yeast extract and urea, improves collagen synthesis and reduces signs of aging.
• Tritosol XM, a wheat protein, tightens skin instantly.
• Androstenol, a pheromone, inspires flirtation, attraction and romance.

Application: Massage everywhere you want to firm and bronze for 20-30 seconds. For best results, use daily for 4-6 weeks. Does not include sunscreen and is not a sunless tanner.
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What I'm asking is, should I buy this, and will it make every guy, including the UPS guy, want to jump me???

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Flirty Little Secret Firming Cream With Pheromones

Let your body do the talking with the most seductive body potion ever created. This lightly shimmering firming cream is infused with a sexy secret weapon - a powerful pheromone designed to make you irresistible to the opposite sex! Scented with a luscious peach and mango fragrance. Domestic.

Essential ingredients:
• Bio-Bustyl formula firms and tones bust.
• UGL Complex, a combination of Glucosamine HCI algae extract, yeast extract and urea, improves collagen synthesis and reduces signs of aging.
• Tritosol XM, a wheat protein, tightens skin instantly.
• Androstenol, a pheromone, inspires flirtation, chattiness and romance.


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I'm up for some jumpin', if ya know what I mean lol, so tell me if you bought this... and which one is better?? Bronzer or Firmer?

















[link]
[http://www2.victoriassecret.com/collection/?cgname=OSBDYPOOZZZ&cgnbr=OSBDYPOOZZZ&rfnbr=3390]