Em & Lo's 1st Annual Hotscars
The best and worst of on-screen sex and love we saw in 2009:
Most Disappointing Sex Scene: The Na'vi love scene in AVATAR. Um, how could their tails NOT mesh? We're waiting for the unrated version on Blu-Ray and it better deliver.
Couple with Least Chemistry: Meryl Streep and Steve Martin in IT'S COMPLICATED
Best Love-Conquers-All Message: DISTRICT 9
Best Fodder for the Fantasies of Women Married with Kids: 17 AGAIN
Sweetest Love Story: UP (Also wins for Best First 10 Minutes of Any Movie Ever)
Best Idea with Worst Execution: JENNIFER'S BODY
Most Romance: (500) DAYS OF SUMMER (Lo loved it)
Least Romance: (500) DAYS OF SUMMER (Em hated it)
Most Unattractive Love Interest: Jeff Bridges in CRAZY HEART. The Dude should get an Oscar just for being willing to look so gross (e.g. the passed-out-in-his-underwear-next-to-the-toilet scene)
Best Gender Role Reversal: UP IN THE AIR
Most Inspiring On-Screen Marriage: JULIE & JULIA (and we don't mean the blogger's)
Least Inspiring Use of Pen as Motif: HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU (sorry Justin Long, you are no Lloyd Dobler)
Special Recognition for Giving Hope to Teenage Virgins Everywhere: ADVENTURELAND
READ THE REST OF OUR "HOTSCAR" WINNERS (AND LOSERS) AT EMandLO.com!
