Finally! Emmy Rossum explains the odd, irresistible appeal of Adam Duritz, AKA "Man-salve"

For decades, Adam Duritz's penis has seemed like a mysterious, heat-seeking missile programmed to hit every sexy, super-famous, more-attractive-than-him actress in his path. Similar in style to Señor D*ckhead John Mayer, Duritz has repeatedly dated out of his league--his former flames include A-list women like Jennifer Aniston, Mary-Louise Parker, Courteney Cox, Winona Ryder, and Christina Applegate to name a few.

However, unlike Mayer, the Counting Crows singer doesn't seem like an evil, opportunistic, mind-screwing turdbag who plays on women's insecurities and makes them feel self-loathing and crazy and desperate (what Señor D*ckhead John Mayer did to Jessica Simpson should be criminal, and we don't even like J Simps).

So, what's the story? Is it possible that Duritz is one of those mystical, magical ugly-hot dudes? The kind of man-salve oracle who heals one's old relationship wounds with his good vibes, good lovin', and, in this case, Sideshow Bob hair? (Other men in this category: Harry from Sex in the City, Christina Aguilera's husband Jordan Bratman, and Turtle--in real life and on the show.)

According to Duritz's current lady, the newly divorced actress Emmy Rossum (not super-famous or the hottest, but she is 22 years his junior--way to go Adam!), the singer is "extremely kind, incredibly intelligent, thoughtful, creative and respectful."

That confirms it: He's man-salve!

Source: People