Great Love Texts from Literature: Romeo & Juliet
ACT II. SCENE II. Capulet's orchard:
Juliet: R, where u @?
[No response.]
Juliet: helloooo????
[No response. Juliet starts a new text.]
Juliet: yo, i think i'm in
Romeo: o rly? Juliet: omg! meant that for my bff, lolz. nvm! Romeo: QFT Juliet: ??? Romeo: i feel the same Juliet: Romeo: Didnt respond rite away cuz i was climbing yr fence. im outside rite now. Juliet: wut! my rents will kill u if they c u! Romeo: wuteva Juliet: swoon. (i should b playing harder to get) Romeo: ily Juliet: plz dont abbreviate THAT Romeo: how should i say it? Juliet: spell it out [Romeo starts typing.] Juliet: wait! we r moving 2 fast. gtg. cul8r! Romeo: my log is blue Juliet: WTF?!?!?!?!?!? Romeo: damn you autocorrect! my LOV is TRUE Juliet: hahaha! phew! Romeo: dont go. I wanna git witchu. Juliet: 2nite? no way. Juliet: ADIR! brb [slight pause] Juliet: If ur 4 rlz, take me out 2moro. on a DATE. Romeo: will do Juliet: l8r! [Slight pause.] Juliet: wait, what time 2moro? Romeo: 9? Juliet: Meh. JK! cu then. k, say bye Romeo: u 1st Juliet: no u! Romeo: ur 2qt Juliet: saying goodbye sux Romeo: xoxoxo MORE LIKE THIS FROM EMandLO.com: