HOT WET XXX SEX!!!

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Have a You Tube video you want to get lots of exposure? Either film a "Leave Britney Alone!" type of rant on the cusp of a celeb breakdown a la Chris Crocker or give your rant a racy winning edge above the competition by adding the letters "XXX" to the title. According to Buzzfeed, "Hundreds of millions of YouTube views go to 'fake porn' videos that actually don't show anything sexy at all." There's the video titled "XXX PORN XXX" that's actually an anti-government political rant with over 67 million views under its belt, "Extream Sex," which features the decidedly unsexy facts about poverty and world hunger, and ironically, "Sexy Nude Naked Wet Teen Sex," a lecture from some random (annoying and strangely self-rightous) kid that wishes the porn on You Tube would end!

What I want to know is, are we really that desperate to see porn online? In the future (like oh say, next year), will the evening news advertise teasers for an expose on "Kinky Underage Sex" that will actually just end up being the weather report? Or is this just what's to be expected when a country is too uptight about sex? Huh.

Here's the bizarre teenage boy who unlike most of his peers, actually hates porn and discourages rebellion. It's freakish good times!