How Do You Recover From Awkward Sex?

We want to hear your awkward sex story and how you bounced back from it!:

  • Did you or your partner do something mortifying in bed that you had to get over the next time you were between the sheets?

  • Did your or your partner's equipment once fail to work (or work too well, i.e. too quickly)?

  • How about having sex for the first time after forgiving a partner's transgression?

  • Did you ever have such a long dry spell that finally having sex again became an issue? Or did you wait so long to cash in your V card that it became a much bigger deal than it needed to be?

  • Did someone accidentally (or "accidentally") go through the "backdoor" when it was locked?

  • Did you ever discover a partner's secret porn collection?

  • Were you ever busted for faking an orgasm?

You get the picture -- we're looking for any and every kind of awkward moment that made the subsequent sex just as awkward or even more so! And we want to know how you recovered (i.e. made the subsequent sex just fine) or how you didn't (i.e. the subsequent sex sucked). We love the funny stuff, but we're interested in things that really affected you and/or your partner. Tell us your story in the comments below OR, to be automatically entered to win an awesome We-Vibe II from Eden Fantasys (the kind of cool, sleek, effective toy that makes partner play anything but awkward!) then write to us directly via our contact form on EMandLO.com. (Select "Interview Me for Your Article" from the pull-down menu and be sure to include your email address so we can contact you if you win.)