How (not) to celebrate Nude Recreation Week

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Um, okay, apparently it's Nude Recreation Week (according to the Naturists Society at least). Guess they forgot to send me the memo. Anyhoo, I just came across this list of 20 things that nude enthusiasts should never, under any circumstances do, so feel free to pass it along to naked zealots as a kindly word of caution.

DON'TS:

"Slide down a slide."

"Fry bacon."

"Go on a rampage."

"Chaperone a prom."

"Swordfight."

"Travel. Anywhere."

"Shampoo your ferret."

For the full list check out Kansascity.com. Also see, "Do you deserve a nakation?" Got any more suggestions to share with the class?