Just in Time for Halloween, You Can Find a Date with a Ghost!

by Gena Kaufman


Kyle EricksenKyle Ericksen There are Halloween-appropriate dates, and then, there's this: GhostSingles.com.

Here's part of their spiel:
Finally, a dating site for singles who know how to get a life! Well, an afterlife. OK, maybe some sort of in-between, netherworld, ethereal existence. But if you're looking for love, and you're dead, Ghost Singles is the site for you. Dozens* of singles have already joined, and the singles' chat is available 24/7 for your enjoyment. This is a free dating site, if you qualify, so don't hesitate! Join today!

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They later go on to clarify that by dozens, they mean precisely one dozen. Oh, and sorry to all living humans, zombies, and vampires: You're not welcome in the world of ghostly dating. And additionally, the website is quite up front that no marriages have ever resulted from a match on the site, but to be fair, "Have you ever tried getting a priest to solemnify your unholy union?"

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But seriously, you guys, if you need a fun time-waster this month, I suggest going on the site and browsing as a ghost. You just specify your ghost gender (insert "I'm a ghoul!" joke here) and how you died (horribly, mysteriously, tragically or suddenly), and then you can browse the profiles of eligible gentleman ghosts, like dead_stud, hauntingeyes, and funtime_phantom, who says, "if you like dancnig [sic] in abandoned ballrooms then we should get down some time i know how to move and get jiggy like the living say."

Spooky, scary, hilarious.

How funny is this dating site?

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