Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Got Engaged Last Night. Come Hear All the Over-the-Top Deets

by Megan Angelo

While you were sleeping, E! News was reporting that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got engaged last night, on the evening of her 33rd birthday.

According to the report, West popped the question in front of family and friends at San Francisco's AT&T Park, the Giants' stadium, which he had rented out for the occasion.

While the couple's friends and fam looked on and a 50-piece orchestra played Lana Del Rey, Kanye proposed, backed up by a Jumbotron reading "Pleeease marry meee!!!" (UPDATE: Though earlier we said Kim's ring was a 15-carat Lorraine Schwartz diamond, E! has since nixed that part of their story.)

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Now, because I have already lived and blogged through one Kim Kardashian wedding, I'd like to officially petition that instead of a typical white dress and cake thing, North West's parents stage a costumey mega art installation of a celebration that brings out reclusive celebrities from across the globe, takes place at the Grand Canyon, and ultimately yields new singles, paintings, short films, and fashion lines. James Franco should officiate.

Congrats to Kim and Kanye! Also congrats to our Kim Fusaro for not having to be on Kimye ring watchanymore. And to the rest of you--never underestimate the power of a sexy text, I guess.

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