Man has orgasm during airport pat-down: real or fake?

Imagine the worst thing that could happen in this situation. It happened. (via tabloidprodigy.com)Imagine the worst thing that could happen in this situation. It happened. (via tabloidprodigy.com)A story is circulating on the internet about a 47-year old guy with an alleged history of, er, control issues, who got a little too excited by an airport frisk. Word is the multiple piercings in his wang-doodle set off alarm bells. While the TSA agent carefully felt around for potential national security threats, he was subjected to a surprise. For the first time ever, "this never happens" became a valid excuse.

But wait, as if it wasn't bad enough for all parties involved, the shamed ejaculater was reportedly hauled off to jail for sexually assaulting a federal agent. Wait for it... so much for a happy ending. (Throw tomatoes, I beg you.)

As much as I want to believe this story is true, because I'm a 6th grader, it's likely a hoax. The source seems to be a satire site called Dead Serious News. Also the subject in question bares the surname: Cummings. Sadly, it looks like this orgasm is a fake. Cue deflating cartoon sound effect in your mind.

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