Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher Are Engaged

Katey Rich

Bring your bell-bottoms to the church and cue up Earth, Wind, and Fire on the 8-track for the reception-That 70's Show veterans Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are gettin' hitched. They haven't set a date or even made an official announcement-for all we know, they haven't even filled in Topher Grace and Laura Prepon yet-but E! is "exclusively" confirming the news, and points to a paparazzi photo of Mila sporting a giant diamond on "that finger."

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You know, that finger that, the moment it's grazed by a stone worth 3 months of an average salary, instantly weds you for life to your mate. You didn't learn about that one in finishing school? Kunis and Kutcher, who went on to such successful movie careers after their shared time on television that it feels weird to even call them That 70's Show stars, have been dating for about two years.

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Here's the latest adorable Instagram shot of them together; now, in the tradition of modern social media, we will use this casual selfie to gauge the totality of happiness in their relationship. Our analysis: they look pretty cute and happy. Mazel tov.

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