Oh Canada! Sexy guys who can get you free Valium, too

A dear, single girlfriend of mine just got back from her first ever trip to Toronto, or Canada for that matter. When she returned, she rang me up immediately:

"Do you know how many hot guys there are in Canada? It was weird, but everywhere I went I met all kinds of adorable single guys," she said.

"You should marry one," I countered.

"Why?" she asked.

"For the health care," I said.

That's right ladies, not only are there loads of eligible bachelors up north, but they've got access to exceptionally good free health coverage. Talk about friends with benefits! The (second) best part is: They're just dying to meet you! Hook-a-Canuck is a dating website that links up Canadians and their southern neighbors via links to Yahoo Canada Personals in addition to some rather inexplicable links to um, "Kiefer Sutherland's grandfather" (WTF!?!?) and a Canadian Geographic article about octogenarians or whatever 100-somethings are called. (Ah, I get it, this is how long you'll live if you marry a Canadian. Nice salesmanship!)

Below, the video advertising hot, horny Canadian action, and if you're really serious about pursuing this dream (sadly, my partner is from Maine, but I'm gonna go ahead and keep him anyway), why not aim for the stars and shop on Canadian Elle's "10 Hot Canadian Bachelors" list, which includes Knocked Up funny guy Seth Rogen (pictured above), and that hot model dude that uh, literally knocked up Halle Berry.