Online dating: beware these Craigslist losers
Oh lordy loo. Online dating is such a dang minefield, no? I mean, who knows who is on the other side of that screen? How to know whether Mr. Right is Mr. Right Now, or worse, Mr. I Have My Pants Off Right Now and I Want to Show You Something Special. Yuck. Ladies, trust me, I have been there and done that with the whole interweb dating game, but I really thought I had seen it all until I came across this oh so eye-opening (and hilarious) Cracked post, deciphering the true intent behind the lowest of low: the Craigslist "Casual Encounters" gang. Meet the "Clein man looking for clein woman tonight" (German perhaps?), and the very polite young man who writes:
"Thanks for reading this post. I am a well built and drug free gentleman with a strong sexual drive. I have a desire to be with an expecting mother (Pregnant) and want to make this fantasy come true. There is something so beautiful about pregnant women and I would love nothing more than to please one. I play no games and ask that you do the same."
Ooooh kinky! My, how the mind reels! Which leads me to ask: Have you "cracked" the online dating code? And what's the most ridiculous online proposition you've ever received?
