New data from Pew reveals that 11 percent of adults have used online dating sites. Of those 11 percent, 66 percent have actually gone on a date with someone they met through a Web site. Of that 66 percent, more than 50 percent claim that at least one date "seriously misrepresented" himself or herself.
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Of that 20 percent who stayed, Jeremy requested 100 percent of the time to "go dutch because N.Y.C."-and he said it like this, "N.Y.C.", like some foreign hillbilly-is "expensive as shiz"-and he actually said "shiz," like an abandoned child that was raised by a pack of frat brothers. Of that 100 percent who were asked to "go dutch," 90 percent said they did not have any cash. To those 90 percent, Jeremy responded 100 percent of the time that he didn't mind "splitting it on two cards."
Harrowing figures-as harrowing, at least, as Jeremy's midsection.
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