PG Porn: When the pizza guy actually delivers a pizza

We always thought that bad lighting, amateur acting, cringe-worthy dialogue and deep eighties styling were what was wrong with porn. And then we checked out PGPorn.tv and realized that when you take away the sex scenes, all that other stuff--you know, the "plot"--is actually hilariously entertaining. It also proves to us once again that what you don't see on screen is always a million times hotter than what you do. But hey, maybe that's just us. Seriously, we do get the joke, but when you watch the first episode, "Nailing Your Wife," and you know that there's no way these two are actually going to do it on screen, all that faux sexual tension and clumsily obvious double entendres are almost a little sexy. Or are we just smoking crack?

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