"My Most Awkward Sexual Experience"
Today, a brave reader shares her cringe-worthy sexual experience with a bartender...
Here's her story:
One night, I go to an after-work drinks thing. The bartender keeps plying me with free drink after free drink after free drink, while flirting like a fiend. This continues until the bar closes, and we end up stumbling back to his place.
I wake up in the morning, dying with a hangover. I teeter to the bathroom, turn on the lights and see pantyhose hanging all around the shower. I go out to the rest of the apartment and suddenly notice heels by the front door, dresses in the open closet, etc.
So, I walk back to the bed. "I'm leaving."
The guy gets up to kiss me goodbye. He's stark naked. Before he makes it over, I say, "You clearly have a girlfriend."
He says nothing. Instead, he makes a giant running leap (like a flying squirrel!) back into the bed, gets into the fetal position (no joke) under the comforter and refuses to come out.
And I'm out of there.
Wow, crazy! What a cad (I know that's an old-fashioned word, but it seems to really fit here:). Dear readers, have you ever had a one night stand? Or done the walk of shame?
P.S. More readers' awkward sexual experiences...
