"When You Care Enough to Hit Send"
Our fabu intern Joanna reminded us of the fantastic free e-card site, someecards.com: clever, brutally honest, slightly dickish, and always hilarious with simple, stylish designs, someecards.com has some e-card for any occasion, especially the sexual and/or romantic ones. Here's a sampling of some of our favorites:
Anniversary: "Even when we're 80 I will do you from behind."
Apology: "Sorry I sporadically neglect your testicles during lovemaking."
Birthday: "Even though we're no longer sleeping together, happy birthday."
Breakup: "This isn't about you being too short for me."
Confession: "I'm still a virgin."
Congratulations: "Congratulations on temporarily finding the love of your life."
Encouragement: "I could totally see you getting into gum or mints."
Flirting: "I think if we had sex there would be very minimal awkwardness afterwards."
Friendship: "If we're still single when we're 40, let's continue waiting for someone better than each other."...
Get well: "I don't mind if you get me sick."
Valentine's Day: "Don't forget that ----- s are like flowers for men."
Movies: "It's remarkable that after all these years I still want to bang Harrison Ford."
Sympathy: "Sorry you had to disguise your masturbation injury as sports related."
Thanks: "Thanks for occasionally looking above my neckline."
Thinking of you: "I'd wax my ----- for you."
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