Ridiculous Things Celebs Tweet

Between the paparazzi and nonstop coverage on gossip blogs, you'd think these celebs would be sick of the spotlight. But by sharing everything from their last raunchy thought to what they do on the toilet, these twitters are clearly begging for more attention. Read on and try to resist the urge to RT.

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John Mayer

"I need a pressure sensitive toilet seat that shuts off my wi-fi so I stop buying so many apps on the can. This is getting pricey." - johncmayer


Demi Lovato

"Yayyyy.... i found my car... my daddy took it for a spin. Silly daddy, benz are for kids!" - ddlovato


Olivia Wilde

"I think my dog may be trying to slowly poison me with her gas. I'm afraid to sleep." - Oliviawilde

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Jimmy Fallon

"The Playboy Channel accidentally aired on 2 kids networks. Kids were shocked to learn just how much "exploring" Dora was into." - jimmyfallon


Solange Knowles

"My thumb itches and my armpits smell like spongebob fever." - solangeknowles


Lady Gaga

"Watch very closely as the magical angel and I are swallowed by the rainbow twister, and left stranded on the Glitter Way." - ladygaga

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Snooki

"My poof should have its own tv show lmao!" - sn00KI

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Lake Bell

"My Red Carpet Facial consisted of burning acid, dry ice & the question: 'Are you claustrophobic?' They shuld rename it the Apocalypse Facial" - lakebell


Rainn Wilson

"When I build my meth lab, I'm definitely going to have a claw-foot tub. To mix my meth in." - rainnwilson


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