Roast Turkey on a Gender Role: 7 Sandwiches Stephanie Smith Should Make for Her Man

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Roasted Turkey on a Gender Role
A good sandwich for a busy day because it's easy and boring, like the way cooking to try to please and keep a man feels.
Related: 13 tips for snagging a... more 
Photo by: iStock
Roasted Turkey on a Gender Role
A good sandwich for a busy day because it's easy and boring, like the way cooking to try to please and keep a man feels.
Related: 13 tips for snagging a man (circa 1938) less 
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Fri, Sep 27, 2013 11:32 AM EDT

In case you were out enjoying life yesterday and not rotting away on the Internet, let me catch you up on the story that had every woman I know pulling her hair out: a reporter for the New York Post named Stephanie Smith is making 300 sandwiches for her boyfriend so that he will give her an engagement ring. That's pretty much the whole story. A beautiful, talented, successful 30-something-year-old woman wants to get married so badly to a guy who by all accounts seems like a douchebag (so says the Internet, unanimously, and the Internet doesn't agree on anything) that she agreed to make him 300 sandwiches because that's what he told her she needed to do to get him to propose. (Sandwich number 178: Barf on a bun.) So I thought I'd help Smith out by giving her some suggestions about which 'wiches she might make next. Click through for 7 sandwiches Stephanie Smith should make for her man! -By Carolyn Castiglia

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