Top 10 Breakup Songs Taylor Swift SHOULD Write
Taylor Swift cannot write a bad pop song. She apparently can't write a song about anything other than breakups, either. While we are shameless Swifties, we'd definitely like to see her branch out more - if not to different subject matter, then at least to some more honest, less PG-13 tales of heartbreak. Here are some examples of the kind of breakup songs we'd love to see on her next platinum album:
"Should Have Said the Safeword"
"I May Miss You But My Cervix Won't (Jackhammer)"
"Pee on Me? Shame on You"
"GGG, OMG"
"You're Vanilla, I'm Kinky, I Love You, Farewell"
"Don't Leave Me Breathless (The Erotic Asphyxiation Song)"
"My Ears Are Not a Steering Wheel"
"I Didn't Wet the Bed, Der (Get Some Sex Ed, Sir)"
"Faked It Every Time"
"Size Doesn't Matter (But That Don't Mean I Won't Sing About It)"
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