The Top 10 Funniest Ecards on Dating, Love, and Marriage

Drill, baby, drill!Drill, baby, drill!Whoever said actions speak louder than words clearly didn't foresee the invention of the ecard. Especially when it comes to dating, love and marriage, ecards can come in handy to help us to express our true feelings, however honest they are.

These cards run the relationship gamut, from what it's like to date (the good, the bad and the bumping uglies) to the solid courtship phase (where you're comfortable enough to fart but you still get raging boners for each other) all the way through the mutual acceptance of mediocrity that is marriage. (Sorry, I watched Carnage last night. I'm feeling like a bitter, wealthy, urban sophisticate.) Enjoy!

Get wetGet wet1. Get Wet
Don't forget to wear a rubber tube!

Face-bonkedFace-bonked2. Face-bonked
I love public make-up posts with you.

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Friends with benefitsFriends with benefits3. Friends with Benefits
You're my BFF! (Best Friend I F*ck)

Haikus and love songsHaikus and love songs4. Haikus and Love Songs
Your body is a wonderland. Okay, let's have sex.

Hard at workHard at work5. Hard at Work
I'm sending you to HR (Horny Resources)!

Tight squeezeTight squeeze6. Tight Squeeze
How considerate of you.

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Phone sexPhone sex7. Phone Sex
Maybe we'll even have regular conversations one day!

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Three's companyThree's company8. Three's Company
When I said I wanted to spice things up, honey, I didn't mean go out for Indian food...

Wrinkles and foldsWrinkles and folds9. Wrinkles and Folds
We can have 'His' and 'Hers' matching denture cases.

'Til memory do us part'Til memory do us part10. 'Til Memory Do Us Part
What's your name again?

- By Carolyn Castiglia
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