Top 10 things you never want to hear after a first kiss

10. No way, you had spinach for lunch too?!

9. I think I swallowed your filling.

8. Thanks, I'd been meaning to floss!

7. Care for a mint?

6. Need a Kleenex? You've got a saliva mustache.

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5. Cold sores aren't the same thing as oral herpes, right??

4. That reminds me, I have to do a load of laundry tonight.

3. Huh.

2. My mom would love you.

1. Wanna ----- ? (Okay, so maybe it's just the ladies who'd be bummed to hear this...)

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