Consider this advice on what NOT to say on a first (or second or third or fourth or fifth...) date:
- You remind me of my ex.
- I can't stay out too late tonight -- the season finale of "The Bachelorette" is on.
- Cutco knives are so awesome.
- I only cry during rom coms...and right after sex.
- I should warn you, my penis is unusually large.
- Contraception is not okay. It's a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be.
- I can't wait to show you my teddy bear collection.
- Just a sec, I have to text back my mom.
- The last novel I read? That one by Snooki.
- It's chilly, I should have worn my cape.