Top 5 Love Lessons from the Bachelorette (The Men Tell All)

It's hard to come up with five decent love lessons each week when the show isn't that exciting this season. The bloopers reel wasn't even that good! (And such small portions, too!) A sure a signifier of just how ho-hum this cast was. So don't expect much enlightenment from "The Men Tell All." Fingers crossed for finale drama. Until then, a few tips (extracted from tonight's episode with metal pliers):

  1. When you make a big romantic mistake, the best/most endearing/classiest thing to do is to make a heart-felt, self-deprecating, earnest, honest apology about it (Jonathan, you sir, could give lessons on this).

  2. "You should be the same around your peers as you are around your girlfriend. You should bring your girlfriend around your peers, your friends, and be the same person and not have to turn around and put a different suit on and be Mr. America." Deep thoughts and wise love lessons from Mikey T. (Who knew?)

  3. If you're going to get a new, post-show hair style, make sure it'sbetter than your last (we're talking to you, Brandon).

  4. You can only sing a song to someone you're wooing - not to someone who's already dumped you, especially not a song about how you're moving on. Clearly you (Zak) are not.

  5. Juan Pablo is the next Bachelor! (Not a lesson technically, just a fact.)

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