Top 5 TMI Relationship Tweets
A little PDA can be okay (within reason). But there's nothing more in-your-face disgusting than online PDA -- yep, we're talking tweets. Consider this your PDA PSA: Think before you tweet.
By Samantha Leal for TheNest.com
Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison
Know the backstory? All you really need to know is that a 16-year-old Anna Nicole Smith wannabe married a 51-year-old (not hugely famous) actor. While her Twitter timeline is the gold standard for a chuckle ("Sexily slippin & slidin my toes on hard surfaces as my bodies senses begin to rush & feel electrified! Mmm... I kind of like rollerblading!"), this cringe-worthy tweet takes the cake: "Had a bodily breakfast in bed this morning; It was so tasteful... Just like sweet syrupy pancakes completed with a lush creamy filling. Yum!" Ewwwww.
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Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher
Could anything top this duo's Twitter share of 2009, in which Ashton snapped a picture of his then-wife bending over in a white bikini and wrote, "watching my wife steam my suit while wearing a bikini. I love God!"? Demi, who has been having serious issues since the duo split, tried to top her then-hubby when she prompted her followers to check out an apron sale on a flash sale site, stating that the aprons were "super cute & with multi purpose 'dress up' use!" Oh, and she "bought 2." Demi, we don't need to hear about your role-play adventures via Twitter. We just don't.
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Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick
When asked what her talents were by a spammy-sounding Twitter handle, Kourtney replied that she's "excellent at the Irish jig and squirting on command," which Scott retweeted and replied to with, "Hell of a squirter." We just pray they were joking.
Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott
Not quite PDA, but still a definite overshare: In November, Dean tweeted a picture of their son, Liam, which unfortunately (for him) showed off Tori's exposed breasts in the background. The worst part? It wasn't taken down until hours afterward -- whoops.
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Coco Austin and Ice-T
In addition to "Thong Thursday," in which she puts her goods on display, Coco often tweets about her man. If her Twitter background doesn't scream NSFW (not safe for work), her tweets about her marriage always seem to mention her being naked. Like this one: "Laying in bed naked w/Ice trying to watch the Jets game, like a normal couple should, but the satellite keeps going down. How frustrating!"
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