Viral-zillas: Thanks Youtube, now weddings are more high-maintenance than ever.
Bridal Party To-Do List: Hire choreographer, learn basics of contemporary dance, sign up for a month of intensive vocal training, rent rehearsal space, hire lighting and sound tech, submit proposal to local law enforcement to avoid arrest.
Remember when hosting a shower and getting a gift was enough? The race to have the next viral wedding video has turned brides and grooms into stage moms. Scream about your dress alteration, fire the caterer, but stop making relatives reenact episodes of "Glee."
Because you didn't ask, here's the latest Youtube wedding video. It takes place in a Boston mall, where unsuspecting shoppers are treated to a wedding party surprise song-and-dance routine. Please tell me there was a buffet spread afterward-these people look exhausted.
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