What His Halloween Costume Says About Him

It's that time of year again, when costumed strangers gather to mingle, flirt, and gorge themselves on candy corn and "spooky" punch. Halloween parties are a great way to meet new people, but it's not always easy to tell if there's boyfriend material lurking behind that zombie makeup, those superhero tights, or that fake chest of rippling abs and pectorals, or if his intrigue is just cape-deep. Fortunately, a lot can be gleaned about his personality from the costume he chooses. Click through for the lowdown on what his Halloween garb reveals about him.


The Bun Maker



If he's a new dad, this is a cute and funny costume-and maybe you shouldn't be hitting on him because he might have a wife or girlfriend at home (or with him at the party). If he's not a new dad, then this costume does not bode well for his eligibility. Not only because he's awkwardly advertising his desire/ability to impregnate women indiscriminately (not a trait we look for in a boyfriend) but also because, at least in this photo, he seems to have a penchant for patting passers-by on the derriere with his left hand. The verdict: steer clear of Mr. Bun Maker.

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Sheet Ghost

This classic costume indicates that its wearer is extremely low-maintenance, which can be a plus depending on your modus operandi, but it's likely that he just ruined his only pair of sheets. Something to consider if he invites you over.

Photo source: Casey David


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Beer Man



The man who, out of all the costumes in the world, opts to wear one called "Beer Man" is two things: drunk and drunker. On the plus side, he'll likely take his sworn duty to keep you hydrated throughout the duration of the party very seriously-if he can still stand up.


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Ollie Ostrich

It takes a lot of dedication to wear a costume as intricate and unwieldy as this, which is why we say that a man who suits up as Ollie Ostrich for Halloween might just be husband material. Plus, you can tell a lot about a man by the way he rides his ostrich-if you know what I mean.




Taco Man

The man who dons a giant taco costume is a provider through and through; you can count on him to help you put food on the table. Mostly tacos.

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