What Kardashian Are You?

Are you Kim, Khloe, Kourtney or (gasp!) Kris? Take our quiz to find out!

By The Editors for TheNest.com

When it comes to pop culture, most Americans fall into one of three categories: Die-hard Kardashian freak (guilty as charged), fed-up naysayer, or bewildered bystander wondering what Bruce Jenner was smoking when he decided to marry into this family.

Despite your opinions, the fact remains: There are some very distinct characters in the Kardashian clan, and your personality likely matches up to one of them (or perhaps you're a hybrid of two or more? Scary!). So, like, buckle up, because you're totally about to find out which Kardashian you are.

1. The best way to describe your feelings about marriage is:

a. I wanted it, like, so badly! I've dreamed of being a bride since I was a little girl. Bible.

b. I never put that much pressure on myself but when I met my man, I just knew. Screw you if you don't approve.

c. Eh, I can take it or leave it. I'm more of a baby person.

d. It's the biggest day of a girl's life, and requires careful planning including spreadsheets, daily status updates, and tons and tons of research. I'm on it!!

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2. The best way to describe your man is:

a. The strong, silent type. He dotes on me and I eat it up like a banana split (which explains the size of my ass).

b. The kind of guy everyone loves -: sexy, funny, ambitious, everyone's friend. Just like me!

c. Honestly, a douche. But he's the apple of my eye so I don't care what you sluts think.

d. Patient. Easygoing. Maybe too easygoing. Wait, where did he go?

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3. Your wedding dress was (or will be):

a. Romantic, princess-style A-line

b. Curve-hugging mermaid-style

c. What dress?

d. Totally retro with sleeves

4. You're out to dinner and one of the spaghetti straps on your dress breaks. What do you do?

a. Be, like, totally mortified! Wouldn't you?

b. Rock the one-shoulder look, bitches!

c. Stay as cool as a cucumber, as usual. Whatevs.

d. Fix it! This is not funny! Where's my emergency sewing kit??

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5. Describe your work ethic:

a. I make work what I want it to be, and I delegate. I've been working my whole life and have never broken a nail or a sweat.

b. Can you say iron fist? People, if I can make it here on time, so can you - now hang up these rompers and answer the phone!

c. Huh? I was busy playing with my baby.

d. At your service, 24/7.

6. When I go out:

a. I get a lot of attention from the male species, but I'm a one-man woman. You'll probs find me sitting in a corner booth, sipping a Diet Coke.

b. I raise the freaking roof! I'll be dancing, drinking, laughing - -- I may even crash the DJ booth.

c. I generally seem sedated, but I totally swear I'm not. And if you get a few drinks in me, you may find me dancing on the table, flashing my panties. Just sayin'.

d. I'm generally the one keeping up with what everyone else is doing, making sure they're all having fun and have designated drivers.

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7. All my life I've been known as:

a. The pretty one. Don't be jelly.

b. The byatch! You love it.

c. The cute one. Kinda like a chipmunk.

d. The original bossypants. (Sorry, Tina Fey.)

Mostly A's: You're Kim!

Some may consider you a diva, but you were just born a superstar -- you can't help it. Every guy wants you and every girl wants to be you. But there's more to you than meets the eye. You're also sweet, surprisingly demure and a total romantic at heart. Keep being you!

Mostly B's: You're Khloe!

Look out, world! You were born to take charge, and you are not afraid to say what you mean, period. Bursting with personality and a wicked sense of humor that borders on raunch-fest, you're a riot to be around. And when it comes to love, you don't settle.

Mostly C's: You're Kourtney!

Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans, indeed. You're the type to roll with the punches, and make the best of whatever life has in store for you. You're fiercely protective of your feelings, which is why it's so hard to read your poker face. But you're just so cute, people love you anyway.

Mostly D's: You're Kris!

Whoa, mama! No one could ever accuse you of being selfish. The people you love most are your top priority. Bear in mind, though, you can be a tad intense. We know, you're just a born leader and caretaker. But every once in a while, back off and focus on yourself instead.

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