User Post: What a Woman's Underwear Says About Her

So, I've recently seen a lot of articles categorizing men, yet none for women. So here ya go!

What a woman's underwear says about her:

Granny Panties (or any briefs): She probably leads a boring life and doesn't do anything remotely adventurous. She probably sits home and watches television all evening and whines how there aren't ANY good men while life passes her by. Hey wanna go hiking or bike riding? "Oh my PMS is REALLY bad! I don't wanna go!" In bed you'll get maybe missionary and that's about it. Talk about vanilla!!!! Ditch her and run for the hills!!

Boyshorts: She secretly wishes she were really a guy. But hey, at least you'll have someone to watch NFL games with you on Sunday. In bed she's a mix. Heck, she might even like to try a strap-on!

Anything at Victoria's Secret or other high-end store: This one is HIGH-MAINTENANCE to the MAX!!! Avoid her at all costs. She also probably had 900 pairs of shoes sitting in the closet even though she only wears maybe 10 pair. Her monthly wardrobe budget is probably more than the mortgage payment. First date with her? She'll probably steal your credit card after you put it down and use the restroom while she bolts for the exit to do some "shopping". AVOID THIS CHICK AT ALL COSTS!!!!!!

Bikini: This woman is well grounded. She can be naughty yet nice and laid back. She's not afraid to take chances and is a well-grounded and independent women. Yet, she does value male companionship and isn't a man-basher blaming ALL of her problems on men. In the bedroom she LOVES getting oral, but loves to return the favor, and is open to trying new things. She's a keeper!

Thong: This one's a wild one from the word GO! She's a very high-strung type A. There is NO challenge too tough for her. She likes her Ferrari collection in her garage. In the bedroom, whoa nelly!!!!! There is nothing she hasn't tried and has invented a few positions of her own! She might be bossy and demanding, but wow is she a wild one! Proceed but with caution.

No underwear: She's a carefree chick and LOVES playing hard to get. However when you do get her, holy Moses she's a non-stop sex machine. Better stock up on the viagra, she'll be ready for some non-stop 72 hour lovemaking sessions.