10 Things I Never Thought I'd Say (Until I Became a Parent)

1. "It's all fun and games until somebody pees on the floor."

2. "Bend over and touch your toes so that I can wipe your hiney."

3. "If you eat two more bites of your mac-n-cheese THEN you can have some more fruit."

4. "We only touch our privates in private - that's why they're called 'privates'."

5. "Hold still so that I can pick your nose."

6. "Please don't put your face in my hiney."

7. "No, honey, you are not a monkey, although you have eaten FOUR whole bananas in a row?!"

8. "Okay, I will give you 3 M&Ms, 2 stickers and a bowl of raisins if you put your coat on right now."

9. "We don't poop in the bed, we don't poop on the floor, we poop on the potty."

And last, but not least (this one was yesterday)…drum roll….

10. "Get back on the toilet, you're clearly not done."

So c'mon, don't be shy - let us know what crazy things you've said! We know we're not the only ones with embarrassing after-thoughts.

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