7 Moms You Don't Want to Meet at Playgroup

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She smells of hot glue and and some sort of baked good that involves pumpkin. Her child is in darling clothes. When you ask where she got them, she pityingly tells ... more 
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She smells of hot glue and and some sort of baked good that involves pumpkin. Her child is in darling clothes. When you ask where she got them, she pityingly tells you she sewed them herself and never buys clothes for her kids.
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Mon, Oct 8, 2012 4:44 PM EDT
In order to make some friends for my baby, I signed up for a new playgroup with other moms of young babies in my area. I don't know any of the other moms so I'll be walking into the situation cold. This is nervewracking for me. I've never shaken my adolescent fear of not fitting in. Sometimes it takes a little work to find the kinds of moms I usually like - the kind who hope that no one can see the spit up stain on their shoulder because they were too busy packing a snack of Goldfish and a juice box for their older child to change before leaving the house. Here are some of the moms I'm hoping NOT to meet at my new playgroup: - By Rebekah Kuschmider



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