7 Ways Having a Baby is like a Government Shutdown

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No one listens to reason
Babies, like Congress, are unreasonable and unyielding to things like facts and logic. Lousy babies.

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Photo by: Stock.Xchg
No one listens to reason
Babies, like Congress, are unreasonable and unyielding to things like facts and logic. Lousy babies.

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Fri, Oct 11, 2013 2:49 PM EDT
Having a baby isn't the grand bargain you expected. All of a sudden, there is a little unreasonable person, who looks like an old man, making ridiculous demands and threatening to shut down the whole operation. Babies, they are like Congress-whiny, unreasonable and unmoved by logic. Frankly, you're better off negotiating with Iran than getting your baby to sleep. - By Lyz Lenz



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