Aries (March 21 - April 19) What does an octopus wear on a chilly day? A coat of arms! Since you have so much energy today, try turning the tables on your kiddos -- jump on their bed and tell them dumb jokes over and over. See how they like it!
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Hurry up! Today, you will find that you want to run out ahead or get in front of the pack, maybe to find that back-to-school gear at the big sale. Your child may not be as excited by such challenges, so pace yourself if only for their sake.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You have energy to spare to hit a sale or two. As you go about the mall, make sure that your kiddo doesn't try to grab every game and toy they see. You could end up at the checkout line with much more than you bargained (or budgeted) for.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Heading out to a big back-to-school sale today? It would be best to have a plan. You'll be much happier being able to focus on getting a great deal on a few things rather than trying to find the best prices for far too many items.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Let's go! You will find that you have plenty of energy to enjoy fun times with your tyke today. Set aside as much time as possible for summer pastimes you both enjoy. It's best to make it up as you go along now.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You have energy for the game today. It could be literally, as in some soccer or baseball with your tyke. Or figuratively, as in hitting the mall and not coming out until you've got everything your child needs for back to school or day care.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) What is a knight's favorite fish? A swordfish! Whenever possible you like to encourage creativity in your little one. But if they keep plaguing you with awful puns, they've gone too far. Divert their energy into outdoor activities, if you can.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) It's inevitable that you and your baby won't see eye-to-eye about everything. Today, you may clash over such things as they want you to buy them toys, you want silly practical things like clothes and school supplies. A compromise can be reached.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) What did one wave say to the other wave? Nothing; it just waved! A round of fun and games with your tyke, that will start early in the morning and just keep rolling on. And the funny thing is, you started it!
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) It's good to break with your usual routine today. You could take advantage of some big sales at the mall, or just try a new restaurant with the girls. You'll be able to make a fun escape from the everyday without blowing a bundle.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You are a natural leader today. You will easily take charge of that expedition to the mall and deploy your troops to get the best bargains. Make sure your tyke is clear about where to reconnoiter; you wouldn't want them to go missing in action!
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You may find yourself growing impatient with the day-to-day routine. Try to take some time, perhaps during your lunch hour or while baby naps, to contemplate a bigger, brighter future. You may experience a breakthrough moment.
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