Aries (March 21 - April 19) What did one whirlwind say to the other? Let's twist again! Today, you have energy to spare and all activity swirls around you. Your little one had better get ready to be swept up, because it's going to be an exciting day.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Your tyke is going to achieve great things today, but that's no reason for it too go to their head. No one wants to play with a pompous or arrogant kid, so they'd be wise to keep it all in check. Come to think of it, so would you!
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) What did one lighting bolt say to the other? You're shocking! It may be a riddle to you why your little one enjoys the same old jokes over and over again. But today you will do everything in your power to make sure you both have a lot of fun.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Why did the mom go outside with her purse open? She was expecting a change in the weather! Today, you may go overboard to make sure your little one has the best of everything. You can do so without breaking the budget, as homemade totally works for them.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) What does a cloud wear under their raincoat? Thuderwear! Today, you'll find that hanging out with your little one brings out the kid in you. You'll score major points with them and their friends by inventing games and lunch menus on the spur of the moment.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks? Fowl weather! Today, you may find you tend to worry about your child's safety. Get some advice from your child's teacher or your friends, and what you learn will help set your mind at ease.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) How do you find the weather? Go outside and look up! Today, your little one may find that you have them up at the crack of dawn. That's because you have a lot on your plate and energy to spare, and a few surprises up your sleeve for them as well.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) What happened to the cow caught in the tornado? Udder disaster! You will have no trouble filling a guest list today, and with lively people. You and your little one may give a big party or attend one that will be a raging success.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) How do hurricanes see? With one eye! Your quick mind will help you top your kiddo's bad jokes. And when it comes to great ideas for having fun and making the most of the day, yours are almost unbeatable!
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) What did one tornado say to the other? I have my eye on you! You may not see eye to eye with your little one about things, especially the mess they make, today. But in the end, your child's delight makes it all worth while, so enjoy.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle! Today, you really should stress creativity. If that tyke of yours is going to tell jokes, they should come up with original material.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) What type of cloud is considered lazy because it never gets up? Fog! Today, folks may be changeable and cooperation hard to come by, even from your tyke. But you can get a lot done through your own efforts.
Former New York Yankees left-hander Fritz Peterson died at the age of 82. He is probably best known exchanging wives with teammate Mike Kekich in the 1970s.
