Erotic Novels Inspired by the Royal Baby?!

Mills & Boon has launched a trio of short, steamy stories Mills & Boon has launched a trio of short, steamy stories We get it: Everyone wants to capitalize on the Royal Baby, which is why there is already hella swag (cups! plates! t-shirts!) commemorating his birth.

By Natasha Burton

But there is a line. And erotic novels most definitely cross it.

Oh, yes, bodice-ripper publishing house Mills & Boon has launched a trio of short, steamy stories "inspired by" Kate's and Will's welcoming of the little prince. Apparently, the stories center around the birth of an heir to the throne, which would be fine, we guess, if one of the books wasn't called "Royal Baby" and didn't feature a photo of a SMILING NEWBORN on its cover.

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The book's tagline of sorts reads: "Let us treat you like a queen-relax and enjoy three glamorous, passionate stories about privileged royal life, love affairs...and scandalous pregnancies!"

And we're majorly creeped out.

(h/t goes to the Daily Mail for this wacktastic find.)

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