The Funniest Texts from Parents

Text-off.Text-off.Brothers Stephen and Wayne Miltz, creators of the popular, recently published a book of hundreds of private text messages between parents and children. A selection of our favorites:

Mom: Love you, kiddo!

Me: Aw, thanks. Love you, too!

Mom: Sorry, wrong person


Dad: What is IDK?

Me: I don't know.

Dad: Oh, do you know who does?


Mom: I think I keep getting messages or missed calls or something.

Me: From who?

Mom: Some woman called…Betty Low?

Me: Um, battery low?

Mom: Yeah, that's it!


Mom: Come downstairs and talk to me please. I'm lonely.

Me: Isn't Dad there?

Mom: Yes, but I like you more.

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