Have you heard the joke about Carmen Gold? A Friday funny...
A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him.
"Hello" she said. "My name is Carmen Gold."
"That's a beautiful name," he said, "Is it a family name?"
"No", she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most in life -- cars, men, and fine jewelry."
"What's your name?" she asked.
He replied, "B. J. Titsengolf"