An Honest Toddler Takes on the Berenstain Bears

Earlier this week on Twitter, fake-kid Honest Toddler mused about how the Berenstain Bears managed to get so big.

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As Honest Toddler's followers retweeted the ideas, the Berenstain Bears took a break from tweeting things like "Yay! :D" and "Bear-y good! :D" to defend themselves:

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Who knew they had internet access in that tree?

Honest Toddler replied as only an honest -- and possibly sociopathic -- kid could: By throwing a friend under the bus.
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And then things really started heating up.

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We know that plenty of people love that kindhearted bear family, but there was always something about them that made us a tiny bit uneasy. Who names their firstborn son "Brother?" Why is the girl "Sister" but the youngest cub "Honey" instead of "Baby"? Who hollowed out that enormous tree? And where do they get all of their stuff?

Honest Toddler has an idea:

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