LOL! The Most Hilarious Pregnancy Tweets

Oh Twitter. How I adore thee.

How else would I know that Alyssa Milano is hilarious and loves Howard Stern as much as I do? Or that the normally hard bodied musician Pink feels clumsier than ever before?

Forget People Magazine. With the advent of Twitter, celebs are announcing pregnancies, posting baby bumps and even baby's first pics all on their own.

Not only that, but we all get to follow each twist and turn of a celeb's pregnancy. From Mariah Carey's false labor to the first photos of Alanis Morrissette's little guy - we are totally in The Know.

There are also a couple of pretty hilarious bloggers tweeting away as well.

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Check out some of the funniest pregnancy tweets around:

@Alyssa_Milano - The next time someone tells me I'm carrying the baby big, I'm going to tell them they are carrying their ass big.

@MonicaBielanko (ME!) - Screw 40 weeks. Doctors should consider inducing when pregnant women can no longer reach to wipe their butts.

@Amalah - Glucose test this morning. Just drank sugary fruit punch devil drink. Blech.

@Pink - i am the clumsiest i have ever been in my life. fell AGAIN today! i feel like my 92 yr old grammom in a shower with oil on my feet.

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@RZRachelZoe - Who said one can't rock 6 inch high leopard booties by Brian Atwood at 38 weeks pregnant!!!

@NickCannon - I am probably going to faint in the delivery room! I need to man up!

@NickCannon - Or maybe I should say WOMAN UP since they are the ones that have to be the strongest in the whole ordeal! I am in awe of my wife!

For six more hilarious pregnancy tweets, visit Babble.


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