Sex or the Super Bowl?

According to a recent survey of moms by, 80 percent of moms would rather have sex than watch the Super Bowl. Moms want to get it on this Sunday!Moms want to get it on this Sunday!

Has somebody clued the dads into this news? If 4 out of 5 moms would rather bowl over their husbands than watch the biggest of the Bowls, there might just be a Super Bowl baby boom in time for Halloween. Anyone want to place bets on how many football-sized newborns will be dressed up as Eli Manning or Tom Brady?

How often do parents have a shot at a Sunday afternoon romp, anyway? The Super Bowl could be just what they need. Park the kids in front of the Pats and Giants and get a couple of delicious hours to themselves…

Okay, maybe the game won't hold the kids' attention that long, but the roar of the crowd in Indianapolis's Lucas Oil Stadium ought to keep them occupied for a few downs at least, while Mommy and Daddy get a chance to get down…

Then again, with kickoff at 6:30 pm Eastern time, odds are good that the kids will be asleep by halftime, leaving Mom and Dad to ditch the nachos for some nuzzling. They can always catch the post-game online, right?

Curious to read a dad's point of view? Check out what Momformation's The Dadler has to say.

Elizabeth Fuller is a contributor for