17 Signs You're Obsessed with Your Dog

This is one problem we're totally okay with having.

1. You throw your dog a birthday party every year. Because it's the most important day of the year.

2. You talk to your dog all the time.
It's fine. We're not judging you. (But your dog might be.)

3. Your dog has her own very Instagram account.

4. You would never dream of spending hundreds on anything for yourself-but don't think twice about shelling out for a top-of-the-line dog bed.

5. You can't resist dressing your dog up in costumes-even when it's not Halloween. Cinco de Mayo, anyone?

6. Before making any vacation plans, you always double-check that the hotel is dog friendly.

7. You have approximately 8 bajillion nicknames for him. Meet Afie. No, we mean Alf Monster. Sorry... Alfus McGee. Or is it Mr. Alf Dog?

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8. Your dog has a bed in every room of your house.

9. You let him sleep wherever he wants.

10. Your ordered a custom portrait of your pooch. Be right back, ordering ours.

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11. ...and a custom keychain.

12. You have framed pictures of your dog all over the house.

13. She sleeps with you at night-and gets more room on the bed than you do.

14. You will take them to a dog park/hiking trail/beach even though it's three towns away, because you heard it was the BEST.

15. You schedule play dates for them.

16. You do everything together.

17. Your dog is your best friend, and you can't imagine life without him.

We love you, dogs!

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