Aries (March 21 - April 19) You're so busy today that you might just wear yourself out! It's a good time for you to play and stalk bugs and generally act like the humans expect cats to act, so have fun with it all!
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Now is not the time to mix it up with cats or other critters who are bigger than you are -- bluffing doesn't work! You should just play it safe and stick with the humans you love and trust for now.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) No matter how loose your plans feel today, it's time to take action! Your whiskers are twitching with boredom, and you know you need to mix things up in order to see what happens next.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Take care of your own needs today -- that's what cats do, right? It's a good time for you to see if you can get yourself fed, bathed and relaxed without any help from anyone, no matter how well-intentioned they are.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Today is nothing but fun for you and your friends -- no matter what species they may be! You can get them to join you in silly games or just snuggle up if you start to feel tired out.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Even if things look really fun, you know you have serious feline obligations that must be performed. You're on patrol or watching over the other cats, or maybe just protecting your favorite bed.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Try pushing yourself out farther in the world than you are used to going -- you've got all kinds of good energy that wants to be put to use! Find one new nook for hiding or friend for snuggling.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Take a little risk -- walk on that narrow strip up high, go for the crazy jump or just bluff that you're a big, tough hero to that dog or other menacing critter. The worst that happens is bruised pride!
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You and your best human pal are really happy about each other today! Something seems to keep you two bonded, and you can hardly believe your good luck when it all seems to come together.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You just can't abide folks who impose bad rules or otherwise try to keep you or your pals from doing what you want to do. The thing is, your complaints aren't going to get you very far today!
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Make a new friend today -- it's easy! Most humans and other critters are looking for opportunities for friendly banter, and you might just get your belly rubbed by a few new folks!
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) It's a really good time to do what the humans say -- they really mean it this time! Trouble is more trouble than it's worth right now, and if you stay on their good side there might be something sweet in it for you.
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