Aries (March 21 - April 19) Life is going to be easy and sweet for you, even if you don't have mouse butlers bringing you little trays of caviar at your command. See if you can't just enjoy the energy while your purr-engine keeps going.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You need to lie low and let other kitties take the limelight today. You're not going to want to get involved in anything more complicated than a quick trip to the food bowl or litter box, anyway.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You are feeling so great that you might just want to hang out and roll around in catnip all day. There's no need for you to worry about anything mundane like food -- you know deep down that's all taken care of!
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You're going to be split in two mentally, meowing to yourself even while you're playing or eating or snuggling. It's a good time to figure out what you really want -- even if it might take you some time to get it.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You're really just a lover at heart, and your best kitty and human friends know it. Today is perfect for just messing around and snuggling, so get your purr on and find some folks to play with!
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You're quick on your feet -- mentally as well as physically. As long as your eyes are open, it'll be hard for anyone to pull a fast one on you. If anything, you might just turn the tables on them!
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You're feeling so good that you might just pop! You can share it all without lessening the feeling, so get to purring and see if you can scare up some good times with your feline or human pals.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You're feeling a little more cautious than usual, but that doesn't mean that you're going to duck underneath a bed and hide out 'til tomorrow. Instead, you'll just play it safe around your normal activities.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You're going to spend much of the day lost in thought, but don't be surprised if you keep getting distracted by things like kittens, vacuum cleaners and your own growling belly. The life of the mind can be hard!
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You're going to have to spend all day if you want to get your message across to your human roommates. It's not that they are especially dense (no matter what you think), it's just that the lines are busy now.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You are a love machine today, and might find that people are strangely drawn to you -- and your incessant purring, of course! You'll cuddle with anything warm, so get ready for some serious luvin'.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Have you ever felt trapped, even though nothing around you is remotely threatening? That is how today is going to feel, and you might need to take a break and just head off by yourself for a while.
Gregg Doyel flashed a heart sign at Caitlin Clark at her introductory press conference on Wednesday afternoon to kick off an incredibly strange back-and-forth.
