Aries (March 21 - April 19) Something is in the way of your latest scheme, and you need to make sure that you're feeling the killer instinct. Otherwise, you're likely to just wander off in a haze and dream your cares away!
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) It's one of those days when you're really in touch with your deepest feline instincts. You can hunt down the wiliest of bugs and make sure that you've got a beat on anything else that's threatening the house.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You surprise everyone -- chiefly yourself -- with your display of some secret talent that only comes out when you feel stressed. Today isn't a bad day, but you do get startled pretty easily!
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You're the spark that lights the fire today -- it's all good fun for you and your friends, as long as you are willing to lead the way! Kitty games, long naps and epic bug-hunts are on the agenda.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Try your best not to overdo it today -- you need to stay fit and happy for the good times that are coming up soon! If you overeat or nap too long, the other cats are sure to have the better part of the fun!
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) It's a really good time for you to try to communicate with the humans -- your ability to bridge gaps is amazing! You may need to slow down a bit, or see if they can accept a bit of mime!
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You are in the middle of something big and seemingly quite serious -- where are the humans when you need them? Their perspective helps you see that your problems aren't all that unmanageable after all.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You've got what it takes to make a big difference today -- in a human's life, or maybe out in the world. You are more focused than usual, which is almost certainly saying quite a lot!
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Not every day can be filled with exciting adventure -- sometimes you just need to eat some kibble, take a bath and nap the day away. Take care of your most boring feline activities now.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Don't feel bad about indulging your wild side today -- you need to let it out every now and then! Show a little fang, hunt some hapless critter indoors or out and then curl up somewhere safe for a nap.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) It's a great day to kick back and reflect on your life -- though it looks to all outsiders as if you are napping. Your rich memories come back in a flood, and you should feel pretty good about things later on.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Try to tell the humans what you're feeling -- even though you know perfectly well they can't understand you! That doesn't matter as much as that you're making the effort, which they ought to appreciate.